教师节,一个专属于教师的神圣节日,在不同的国家有着不同的庆祝方式。第一个教师节是由葡萄牙于1899年设立的,距今已有115年的历史。小编精心收集了关于教师节的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

关于教师节的英语笑话篇1

Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

老师：为什么说鹰的视力很好?

Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

学生：因为我从没见过哪只鹰戴眼镜。

关于教师节的英语笑话篇2

Teacher: Where does God live?

老师：上帝住哪儿?

Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。

Teacher: Why do you say that?

老师：为什么这么说?

Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面?”

关于教师节的英语笑话篇3

Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

老师：为什么你一天里能犯那么多错!

Pupil: I get up early!

学生：谁让我起得早呢!

关于教师节的英语笑话篇4

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物?

Student: I don't know.

学生：我不晓得。

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

学生：邻居家借的。

关于教师节的英语笑话篇5

Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

老师：这已经是我本周第五次罚你了。想说点什么?

Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

学生：还好礼拜六礼拜天不上课啊老师!

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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers(口吃，结巴) and says, "Um...no...um...what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

一天一个人下班回家，发现他的狗嘴里叼着邻居的宠物兔。兔子死了，这个人很惊慌。他想邻居一定会责备他的。于是他打扫了现场，把兔子拖进屋，给它洗了个澡，吹干兔毛。再把兔子放回邻居家的兔笼，希望他们以为兔子是自然死亡的。

几天后，邻居在外面问这个人，“你知道Fluffy死了吗?”这个人觉得很尴尬，假装清白说到：“嗯，呃，没有，怎么了?”邻居说，“我们有一天发现它死在笼子里了。但奇怪的是，在我们埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出来了，洗了个澡，又放回了它的笼子。这附近一定有一个很神经的人。”