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简洁的英语笑话带翻译篇1

Let's Not Be Hasty

别急慢慢来

Said the wife to the husband.

一位妻子对她先生说道：

"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.

“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，

This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."

这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命!…

"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "

“喔，别这样吗!亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”

简洁的英语笑话带翻译篇2

Thirstin' for Love

渴望爱情

Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,

沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处，

but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.

但他总是设法找个理由以免太晚回家。

But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,

但这一次，他和女朋友都睡着了，

and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.

当他醒来时都已经凌晨两点了，

Thinking fast, he immediately called home,

沙斯敦脑筋一转，立刻打电话回家，

and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"

当他太太接电话时，他故意喘着气说：“千万不要付赎金!我已经安全逃出来了!”

简洁的英语笑话带翻译篇3

拿破仑病了

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year，his history professor failed him in his examinations，and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However，his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.

杰克在一所大学学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。

"He’s a good boy，"said Jack’s father,"and if you let him pass this time，I’m sure he’II improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.”

“他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说，“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。”

"No，no，that’s quite impossible，"replied the professor immediately.“Do you know，last month I asked him when Napoleon had died，he didn't know”

“不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答，“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。”

"Please sir, give him another chance,"said Jack’s father. "You see I'm afraid we don’t take any newspaper in our house,so none of us even knows that Napoleon was ill,"

“先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说，“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”