笑话由于其滑稽可笑的特点而为人们长久以来所喜爱。而人们对笑话的热衷与喜爱也促使人们在开怀捧腹的同时对笑话为何能够使人发笑这一问题进行思考。小编整理了英语小笑话小故事对话，欢迎阅读!

英语小笑话小故事对话篇一

A Great Man

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

一名伟人

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗?

学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

英语小笑话小故事对话篇二

So Hospitable the boy is!

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece ofcheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyesthan your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

好客

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”

“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

英语小笑话小故事对话篇三

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to theofficer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him —he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over theborder yet?"

一个家伙开车的时候警察追了上来。这个家伙摇开窗户问警察：“怎么了，警官?”

“没事，我观察到了你的安全驾驶技术，很高兴你获得了价值5000美元的安全驾驶奖。祝贺你!你认为你要拿这笔钱去做什么?”

他想了一会说“哦，我觉得，我应该去考驾照”。

坐在副驾驶位的女士说"别在意他说的，他喝醉了酒说胡话呢.

“后面座位的家伙说”我告诉你，偷来的车我们走不远的。”

此时，行李箱出现了敲击声并传出一个模糊不清的声音：“我们穿过了边境了吗?”