笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。小编整理了小学英语小笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

小学英语小笑话故事篇一

There was a football game on TV last Saturday evening. 'The game was between a Spanish team and an Italian team. I sat in front of the TV at 7 o' clock, when the game just began. An hour later, my wife came to join me. She seemed to be absent-minded while she was watching the game. As the time clock showed one minute, forty一two seconds left in the game, she began cheering enthusiastically, "come on一get going”Since she had never been a football fan，I looked at her in surprise and asked which team she was cheering for. "Neither,” she replied. "I' m cheering the time clock on.”

上周六晚上电视上有场足球赛，是西班牙队对意大利队。七点钟，球赛刚刚开始，我就坐到了电视机前。一个小时后，我的妻子也过来和我一起看球。她看的时候仿佛心不在焉。当记时器显示比赛还剩一分四十二秒时，她开始异常的热情起来，“加油，快!”因为她从来就不是个球迷，我吃惊地望着她，问她为哪个球队加油。“哪个也不为，”她答道，“我在给钟表加油。”

小学英语小笑话故事篇二

Hank lived in a small town, but then he got a job in a big city and moved there with his wife and his two children.

汉克住在一个小镇上，但他在大城市中找了一份工作，于是她与妻子和两个孩子搬到了城里。

On the first Saturday in their new home, Hank took his new red car out of garage and was washing it when a neighbor came by. When he saw Hank's new car, the neighbor stopped and looked at it for a minute. Then Hank turned and saw him.

在搬到新居的第一个周末，汉克把他红色的新车从车库里开出来冲洗，这时有位邻居路过。看到汉克的新车，这位邻居驻足仔细