冷笑话是近年来颇为流行的一种语言现象,主要以机智、幽默著称。小编整理了爆笑的小学英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

爆笑的小学英语小笑话篇一

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.

一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐，就安排了一天下午去听音乐会。

To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices.

为了使这次活动能给大家留下更深的印象，她请大家喝柠檬汽水、吃点心、巧克力和冰淇淋。

Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

在大家回来上汽车的时候，她问小萨莉：“你今天玩得好吗?”

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

“噢，好极了，小姐，” 萨莉说，“除了音乐其它都很好。”

爆笑的小学英语小笑话篇二

a teacher said to her class：“who was the first man?”

有个老师问班上的学生：“谁是第一个男人?”

“george washington，”a little boy shouted promptly."

乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

“because，”said the little boy，“he was first in war，first in peace，and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

but at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

“well，”said the teacher to him，“who do you think was the first man?”

“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢?”

“i don't know what his name was，”said the larger boy，“but i know it wasn't george washington，ma’am，because the history book says george washington married a widow，so，of course，there must have been a man ahead of him.”

“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。

爆笑的小学英语小笑话篇三

after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。