笑话,顾名思义,是一种通过幽默的文字或图示来达到令人会心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文学形式。下面是小编带来的关于英语笑话小短文阅读，欢迎阅读!

关于英语笑话小短文阅读篇一

When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。

One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?”

His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”

关于英语笑话小短文阅读篇二

Blind Date相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

和盲约对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

关于英语笑话小短文阅读篇三

Pink Suit Sale 粉红西装卖出去了

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk said he had some very good news for him.

服装店经理吃完午餐回来，发现店员的手包上了绷带，没等他问，店员告诉他一个非常好的消息。

"Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit we've had so long!"

“猜猜看发生什么事了，经理。”店员说，“我终于把那套一直压在这儿的难看透顶的西装卖出去了!”

"Do you mean that repulsive pink-and-blue double-breasted thing?" the manager asked.

“不是那件粉红带蓝条的双排扣套装吧!那套衣服实在太可怕了!”

"That's the one!"

“就是那件。”

"That's great!" the manager cried, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity! That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had! But tell me.Why is your hand bandaged?"

“太棒了!”经理叫道，“我一直以为我们无法处理掉那件怪物了，那是我们有过最难看的西装。对了，你的手怎么上绷带了?”

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold the guy that suit, his guide dog bit me."

“哦，”店员说，“当我把那件西装卖给客人以后，他的导盲犬扑上来咬了我一口。”

关于英语笑话小短文阅读篇四

No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist.

一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗?”

"I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

那个人解释说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”

"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.

“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。