笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编整理了关于圣诞节的好笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于圣诞节的好笑英语笑话篇一

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"

就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了!”

关于圣诞节的好笑英语笑话篇二

On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.

Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯，门还未开前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会将它捡起?

Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

答案：当然是圣诞老人啦!为什么?因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。

关于圣诞节的好笑英语笑话篇三

What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?

Answer: use a pen

若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉你的铅笔该怎么办?

答案：用原子笔

关于圣诞节的好笑英语笑话篇四

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?

答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)

关于圣诞节的好笑英语笑话篇五

What can Santa give away and still keep?

Answer: a cold.

什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着?

答案：感冒。

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What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么?

Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)!

母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)

What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。

Your teeth!

你的牙齿。

Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐?

So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”

Knock Knock.

咚咚咚。

Who's there?

谁呀

Mary.

玛丽

Mary who?

哪个Mary?

Mary Christmas!

Mary Christmas(圣诞节快乐)

A definition of Christmas:

圣诞节的定义：

The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

人人都为圣诞老人疯狂。

What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

一个圣诞节爆竹会对另一个圣诞节爆竹说什么?

My POP is bigger than yours!

我的爆炸声比你的爆炸声大

What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?

你把从富人家偷来礼物送给穷人家的精灵叫什么?

Ribbon Hood!(Robin Hood)

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

圣诞节Christmas Day最后的是什么?

The letter "Y"!

字母Y

What do angry mice send to each other in December?

生气的老鼠在12月给每个人送什么?

Cross mouse cards! 穿过老鼠卡(Christmas Card圣诞贺卡)

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

亚当在圣诞节前一晚说什么?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Eve，是圣诞节了。(It's Christmas Eve 平安夜)

"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"

你会买圣诞节期间使用的纪念邮票吗?(你会买Christmas 海豹吗?)

"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."

不会，我不知道怎么养它们。

What is the best key to get at Christmas?

圣诞节最好的key是什么?

A turkey!

turkey(伙计)

What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

圣诞节给父母送什么最好?

A list of everything you want!

你最想要的礼物清单。(免得爸妈还要绞尽脑汁的想送什么给我)

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?

圣诞节野生动物都唱什么?

Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

(丛林响叮当，丛林响叮当，到处都是丛林)

(jingle bells)

What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?

刚当上爸妈的人圣诞节最喜欢唱什么歌?

Silent Night!

安静的夜。(今晚孩子不要哭)

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?

槲寄生在哪儿出名的?

"Holly" wood!

好莱坞。(神圣的森林)

What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?

圣诞蜡烛会对其它同伴说什么?

You light me up!(歌曲)

你照亮了我。