笑话是民间口头创作的一种体裁，一般是指短小、滑稽的故事。小编整理了关于较短的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于较短的英文笑话：逻辑推理

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

Here is the situation, she said. A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.

His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?

小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。

他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么? 一个女生举手答道，是不是去取他的存款?

关于较短的英文笑话：克莱顿主教

Creighton was going along a West End square when he saw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house.

Can't you reach up so high? queried the Bishop kindly.

No, sir, said the small youngster.

Well, then, let me help you, and the Bishop mounted the three steps and gave a splendidrattat(砰砰声) .

The little boy glanced hastily(匆忙地) at the gentleman of the cloth. Come on, he yelled, we must both run.

当克莱顿主教沿着伦敦西区的一个广场走着的时候，他 看见一个小家伙正试图抓住一所大房子的门环。

你是不是够不到这么高的地方呢?主教好意地问。

是的，先生。那小孩说。

那好，让我来帮你。主教登上那三级台阶，在门上重重扣了几下。

那个小男孩急忙给教士递上一个眼色。快跑，他喊着：我们俩都得跑。

关于较短的英文笑话：Goes to the cinema

A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys a third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out a third time and asks for another ticket. The ticket seller says to him, "Why are you buying all these? Are you meeting friends in the cinema all the time?" "No, I;m not doing that." The small man says, "But a big woman always stops me at the door and tears my tickets up."

关于较短的英文笑话：What Color(什么颜色)

An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?"

"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has a tape deck . " Pleased, I asked what color it was.

"Well, " he said uncomfortably, " which part?"