笑话能反映出一个民族的价值系统及其对周围世界肯定和否定的态度。小编整理了关于经典的英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于经典的英文小笑话篇一

A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.

一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树

Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."

小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答“我可不想为一棵树付钱。”

But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day andheads out of the house.

但是小男孩不放弃的一直祈求，终于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接冲出了门。

Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down sofast?" his son asks.

30分钟后，他爸爸带着一棵超大的圣诞树回到了加。他儿子问：“你怎么会砍得那么快?”

"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.

他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”

"I got it at a tree lot."

“我是从一个圣诞树销售中心拿的”

"Then why did you bring an axe?"

“那你为什么还要带把斧子去呢?”

"Because I didn't want to pay."

“因为我不想付钱”

关于经典的英文小笑话篇二

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再见到他时你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”

关于经典的英文小笑话篇三

On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”

关于经典的英文小笑话篇四

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point themother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if thekitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is sodark that I cannot see it at all."

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”