笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。本文是有关儿童英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!

有关儿童英语笑话：左耳朵进右耳朵出

I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”

有关儿童英语笑话：Who was the first man?

谁是第一个男人

A teacher said to her class:

Who was the first man?

George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.

How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?

I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.

有个老师问班上的学生：

谁是第一个男人?

乔治·华盛顿，一个小男孩当即叫道。

你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

小男孩说：因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

那么，老师对他说，你认为谁是第一个男人呢?

我不知道他的名字，大点儿的男孩说，但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。

有关儿童英语笑话：Sharing the Apples

分苹果

Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.

So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.

Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.

Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果，一个大一点，另一个小点儿。跟妹妹分着吃。妈妈说。

所以，哈里就把小个的给了妹妹，自己开始啃那个大个的。

哼，妹妹说，如果妈妈给了我，我会把大的给你，把小的留给自己的。

对呀，哈里说，你拿到的不就是小的吗?还着什么急呀?

有关儿童英语笑话：Excited Remarks 激动的话

Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals(长声尖叫) of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I'm going to have one of those someday, his dad's response always was Not as long as I'm alive.

One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedlypointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I'm getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

我五岁的儿子对摩托车有强烈的爱好。只要看见一辆摩托车，他就会高兴得哇哇直叫，并激动地说：瞧这辆!瞧这辆，我总有一天也要有一辆。他爸爸的回答老是只要我活着，你就别想有这玩艺儿。

一天我们的儿子跟他的小朋友在说话，有一辆摩托车开了过去。他兴奋的指着摩托车叫道瞧这辆!瞧这辆!等我爸一死我就要有这样一辆摩托车了。

有关儿童英语笑话：Tell a lie

Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"

Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."

Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."

Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"

妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多?”

维克多：“我要那只最大的。”

妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。”

维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗?”