笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。小编整理了有关于初中英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

有关于初中英语小笑话篇一

A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled overby a policeman. "Sir, " says the cop. "You ， were going 60 in a50." "No, I wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife."Keep quiet!"says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing aseat belt, "says the cop."Yes, l was." "No,you weren't，says thewife."SHUT UPln says the man, really angry."Ma'am,' asks the cop,'ishe always rude and violent?'Only when he's DRUNK."

有个男人开着车，车里坐着他老婆。一位警察让他停在路边，对他说：“先生，你在限速50的路上开600"”我没有。“他老婆说：”你是开那么快。“男人生气地说：”闭嘴!”警察说：“你还没有系安全带。”我系了。"他老婆说：“你是没有系。男人非常生气地说：”闭嘴!”警察问：“夫人，他一直是那么粗鲁和野蛮吗?”他只是在喝醉的时候才这样。

有关于初中英语小笑话篇二

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。

“快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。”

“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。

“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。”

有关于初中英语小笑话篇三

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”