在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘记了放松自己。下面小编为大家带来经典趣味幽默故事四则，希望大家喜欢!

经典趣味幽默故事：傻爸爸

Mr. White was watching TV when his eight一year一old son came into the room. He cried，"Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face.” Hearing that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own ears heavily and said，"You beat my son and I dare to beat yours.”

怀特先生在房间里看电视，他八岁的儿子走进来哭着说:“爸爸，刚才爷爷打了我一耳光。”怀特先生听了非常生气。突然，他重重地扇了自己一耳光，说:“你打我儿子，我也敢打你儿子。”

经典趣味幽默故事：巧合

A woman was singing. One of the guests tamed to a man by his side and criticized the singer.

一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道:

"What a terrible voice!” he said. "Do you know who she is?"

“多难听的嗓音!”他说，“你知道她是谁吗?”

"Yes，” was the answer. "She is my wife.”

“知道。”男士回答，“她是我太太。”

"Oh，I beg your pardon.”The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. "I wonder who wrote that awful song.”

“噢，请你原谅、”客人说:“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”

“I did.” was the answer.

“是我。”男士回答道。

经典趣味幽默故事：丑女

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

麦克:一次舞会上，当大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具时，她非常尴尬。

Mary: Why was that?

玛丽:为什么会那样呢?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

麦克:她根本就没有带面具。

经典趣味幽默故事：我是司机

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on，the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

一辆公共汽车已经相当拥挤，还有一个人想挤进来，乘客不让他上去。

"It’s too crowded,” they shouted. "What do you think you are?"

“太挤了。”他们喊道:“你以为你是谁?”

"I'm the driver,” he said.

“我是司机。”他回答说。