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1分钟英语小笑话演讲稿篇1

也要谦虚为怀

"The man I marry must be as wise as Solomon,

“我要结婚的对象必须要像所罗门王一样聪明，

as mighty as Hercules,

像赫克力士一样强壮，

as brave as Admiral Nelson,

像纳尔逊上将一样英勇，

and as graceful as Nureyev. "

并和苏联芭蕾舞蹈家诺瑞耶夫一样优雅。”

"How fortunate we met! "

“很幸运能见到你!”

1分钟英语小笑话演讲稿篇2

A slender, delicate, immaculately dressed Englishman was explaining to the visiting Americanabout British law.

一位身材修长，举止文雅，穿着光鲜的英国人向来访的美国人解释英国法律。

"You know, homosexuality was once considered so heinous in Britain that it was punishable byexecution.

“你知道吗?在英国，同性恋从前被认为是罪大恶极，可判处极刑，

Only 100 years ago, it was reduced to a misdemeanor,

一百年前，被减为行为失检之轻微罪刑。

and about 50 years ago, decriminalized altogether...

大约五十年前则完全不触犯刑法……。

Personally, I shan't be satisfied till it's mandatory! "

不过就我个人而言，非要等到法令强制大家都得同性恋时，我才会开心。”

1分钟英语小笑话演讲稿篇3

免惊啦!

At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother,

在游泳池旁，一个小孩问他妈妈，

"Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming?"

“妈咪，妈咪，我可不可以下去游泳?“

"Certainly not, darling. The water's much too deep. "

“亲爱的，当然不可以，水太深了。”

"But Daddy's swimming, Mommy. "

“可是爸爸不是在游泳吗?妈咪!”

"Your daddy's insured, sweetheart. "

“你爸爸有保险啊，甜心。”