笑话使人们在刻板的生活中感到一丝快意和放松。与此同时,笑话也是人们反对极权和专制制度的有力武器。小编整理了很好笑的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

很好笑的英语小笑话篇一

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

”是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

很好笑的英语小笑话篇二

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

很好笑的英语小笑话篇三

In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊?”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”

很好笑的英语小笑话篇四

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

半个还是十分之五

老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘?

杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。