在一千枚鸡蛋中，没有两枚形状完全相同的。拿鸡蛋跟石头碰,真是不自量力!下面是小编精心收集的关于鸡蛋的英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!

关于鸡蛋的英语笑话篇一

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

鸡蛋在哪里?

老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗?

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪?

学生：在蛋糕里，先生

关于鸡蛋的英语笑话篇二

Egg Donor 鸡蛋捐赠人

One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

一天，苏在打扫床底下的时候，发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇，她把它打开，发现里面有3个鸡蛋和一万块钱。她感觉有些可疑，就找结了婚20年的丈夫质问。

"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

弗兰克说：“哦，那个啊，每欺骗你一次，我就放一个鸡蛋到盒子里。”苏虽然对此有点不开心，不过想到20年间才欺骗她3次，也不算很糟糕了。 "But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

“但是那一万块钱是怎么会是?” "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

“每当我攒够了12个鸡蛋，我就把它们卖了。”