笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编整理了简单超短的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

简单超短的英语笑话：Estate goes to widow

A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

简单超短的英语笑话：Toothbrush

Where was the toothbrush invented?

Mississippi.

If it would've been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

简单超短的英语笑话：I.D.

A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,

"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

简单超短的英语笑话：Southern Zoo

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "arecipe."

简单超短的英语笑话：Fairytale

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."

A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I was just..."

简单超短的英语笑话：Miss America Pageant

For the first time the Miss America Pageant was not broadcast on network television.

It was on cable TV on the Country Music Channel.

You could really tell. Like three of the finalist said that their life’s goal was to be the first to marry outside of their family.

简单超短的英语笑话：After the divorce

A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

简单超短的英语笑话：Relative humidity

What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama? Relative humidity