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关于短篇英语笑话：Make your fortune

"How did you make your fortune?"

“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

"How did that help?"

“那有什么用?”

"Now he has the experience and I the money."

“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

关于短篇英语笑话：Two Birds

两只鸟

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

Teacher: Please tell us.

老师：请说说看。

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

关于短篇英语笑话：心不在焉的教授

The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!”

Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”

"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”

关于短篇英语笑话：丢失的钱包

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她