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爆笑的超短英文笑话篇1

一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”

“什么?”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上?”

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

爆笑的超短英文笑话篇2

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!

服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

爆笑的超短英文笑话篇3

服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶

第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

(Waiter exits, returns)

Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"