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有关英语笑话对话带翻译篇1

好孩子

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Mother asked.

“昨天我给你的钱，你干什么了?”妈妈问。

"1 gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

“我给了一个可怜的老太太，”他回答说。

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说，“再给你两分钱，可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

"She is the one who sells the candy."

“她就是那个卖糖果的老太太呀。”

有关英语笑话对话带翻译篇2

孩子的视角

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today'?"

在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”

The perplexed child looked at his father and said, "Daddy, didn't you go to school when you were a little boy?"

困惑的孩子看着父亲说:“爸爸，难道你是一个小男孩的时候没有上过学吗?”

有关英语笑话对话带翻译篇3

God Is Watching

上帝在看着

The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.God is watching."

学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。在桌子的一头有一大堆苹果，修女写了一张纸条，贴在苹果托盘上:“只能拿一个。上帝在看着你。”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

顺着午餐队伍往前走，在桌子的另一端有一大堆巧克力饼干。一个孩子写了一张纸条，“想要多少拿多少，上帝正看着苹果呢。”