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关于校园英语笑话对话篇一

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。 Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老师：什么?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。

关于校园英语笑话对话篇二

uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?

舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?

mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.

母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

关于校园英语笑话对话篇三

Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

patient."You only have six months to live."

The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

九个月吧

“克拉克先生,有个坏消息,你只有六个月可活了.”医生告诉他的病人.

病人惊呆了.“六个月我不可能付清医疗费.”

“好吧,”医生说,“那就九个月吧.”

关于校园英语笑话对话篇四

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”