关于通俗易懂的英语笑话

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笑话作为民间俗文学的一种重要体裁,具有深厚的民族文化内涵。下面是小编带来的关于通俗易懂的英语笑话,欢迎阅读!

关于通俗易懂的英语笑话

关于通俗易懂的英语笑话篇一

A Clever Hare

Billy hare is hungry and finds a radish. What he picks it up, Mr. Fox is behind him and wants to eat him. “I’m hungry, too. You’ve my dinner. I’m going to eat you,” ha says.

Billy Hare is shocked, but he isn’t scared. He says, “Follow me. I have better food for you.”

They go to a well.

“Look down here,” Billy Hare says “There is something in the water. “What’s that?” Mr. Fox asks surprisingly. “It’s a big and fat hen. Let’s get down and fetch it.” Billy Hare says and gets down with a pail.

“Can you out the hen into the pail?” Mr. Fox shouts. “No. She’s too big,” Billy Hare says, “Come down, please. We can take her up together. Jump into the other pail.”

Mr.Fox does so. When he gets down, Billy Hare gets up. “Good-bye!” Billy Hare gets down, Billy Hare gets out of the well and says. Mr. Fox can’t get out.

聪明的野兔

野兔比利很饿,他找到了一只萝卜。当他捡起萝卜的时候,狐狸先生正在他的生后,想吃了他。 “我也饿了。你是我的晚餐,我要吃了你。”狐狸说。

比利很吃惊,但是他并不害怕。他说:“跟我来,我有更好的食物给你。”

他们来来一口井边。

“朝这下面看,”比利说, “水里有东西。”“是什么呀?”狐狸先生好奇地问:“那是一只有大又费肥的母亲。我们下去把她捉上来。”比利说着,乘一只水桶下去了。

“你能把鸡放进桶里里。”狐狸问他:“不行,这只鸡太大了,”比利说,“下来吧。我们可以一起把它捉上去。快掉到另一只水桶里吧。”

狐狸照做了。当他下去的时候,比利就上来了。“再见。”比利从井里出来时说。而狐狸却出不来了。

关于通俗易懂的英语笑话篇二

A Friend in Need Is a Friend Indeed

Jack and Ben are good friends. One day, they explore a forest together. When they go deep into the forest, suddenly they hear a sound.

“What’s that? The sound is so terrible.” Ben says.

“Oh! Bear! Look! A bear!” Jack says and climbs quickly on a tall tree.

Ben tries to climb on the tree. But he can’t. “What can I do? Help me please! “Ben says to Jack. But Jack does nothing.

The bear is coming. Ben lies down quickly and pretends to die. The bear looks at Ben and walking around him. Ben holds his breath. The bear smells Ben and thinks he’s dying, and then the bear goes away.

When Jack sees the bear going far, he slides down from the tree and wakes Ben. “What did the Bear whisper to you?” Jack asks Ben.

“Why didn’t you help me? Have you not heard the sentence: A friend in need is a friend indeed?” Ben shouted.

患难见真情

杰克和本是一对好朋友。一天,他俩结伴去森林探险。当他们深入森林时,突然听到一个声音。

“那是什么?这声音真恐怖。”本说。

“啊!是熊!快看!熊!”杰克边说边迅速爬到身旁的颗大树上。

本试着爬在树上,可是他做不到。“我怎么办啊?快帮帮我?”本朝杰克喊道。可是杰克什么也没有做。

熊来了。本赶快躺在地上装死。熊看看本。绕着他走了儿圈。本赶忙屏住呼吸。熊又低下头闻了本,以为他死了,然后就走开了。

杰克看到熊走远了,他才滑下树来,叫醒本。“熊刚才跟你说什么了?“杰克好奇地文本。

“你刚才为什么不帮我?难道你没有听对患难见真情这句话吗?”本大声喊道。

关于通俗易懂的英语笑话篇三

Three Little Pigs and a Big Wolf

Once, a mother pig sent her three little children into the world. They needed to look after themselves.

The first pig found some straw, and he built a fine house with straw, and he built a fine house with straw.

The second pig built a house with wood.

The third pig built a house with stone.

One day, a wolf came to straw house, he was hungry.

“Little pig let me in! I’m your brother.”

“No, no! You are a wolf.”

Then the wolf blew down the straw house. The first pig ran to the wooden house.

Then the wolf came to the wooden house, too. The two pigs ran to the stone house.

The wolf came and blew the stone house. He blew and blew, but the house didn’t fall down. Then wolf was angry, he climbed to the roof and jumped down the chimney.

The wolf fell into the pot! Ouch! He ran away.

The three little pigs lived happily.

三只小猪与大灰狼

从前,猪妈妈把她的三个小孩打发出去,因为他们需要学会照顾自己。

第一只小猪找到一些稻草,他盖了一座漂亮的草房子。

第一只小猪盖了一座木头房子。

第二只小猪了盖了一座石头房子。

一天, 一只大灰狼来到草房前,他十分饥饿。

“小猪,让我进去,我是我你兄弟。”

“不,不,你是大灰狼。”

然后大灰狼就把草屋吹倒了,第一只小猪逃到了木头屋子里。

然后狼来到木头前,他吹呀吹可是吹不倒石头房子。狼发怒了,他爬上了屋顶并从烟囱往下跳。

在烟囱下面的火炉上有一锅水。三只小猪用大火把得很烫。

狼掉进了锅里!哎呀!他逃走了?

三只小猪从此过着快乐的生活。

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