英语作为一门语言类的学科,具有很强的实践性。而实践性的表现就恰恰在于我们是利用语言去交际的。小编整理了关于两人搞笑英语对话，欢迎阅读!

关于两人搞笑英语对话篇一

George comes from school on the first of September.

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

关于两人搞笑英语对话篇二

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿?

Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

关于两人搞笑英语对话篇三

A:I want some envelopes,please.

B:Do you want the large size or the small size?

A:The large size,please.

Do you have any writing paper?

B:Yes,we do.

I don't have any small pads.

I only have large ones.

Do you want a pad?

A:Yes,please.

And I want some glue.

B:A bottle of glue.

A:And I want a large box of chalk,too.

B:I only have small boxes.

Do want one?

A:No,thank you.

B:Is that all?

A:That's all,thank you.

B:What else do you want?

A:I want my change.