关于短篇英语笑话对话

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关于短篇英语笑话对话

关于短篇英语笑话对话篇一

Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."

Johnson:"But I want you to."

Wife:"But why?"

Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

译文:

老农约翰逊就要死了.他的家人都站在床边.他声音低沉地对妻子说:“我死后,我想你嫁给农夫琼斯.”

妻子说:“不,在你死后,我不能嫁给任何人.”

约翰逊:“但我希望你这么做.”

妻子:“为什么?”

约翰逊:“因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我.”

关于短篇英语笑话对话篇二

I'm Trying to Stop It

"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"

"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

“没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”

关于短篇英语笑话对话篇三

Who Is the Laziest?

Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

Tom:I don't know,father.

Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

Tom:Our teacher,father.

中文:

父亲:哎,汤姆,今天我跟你们老师谈过,现在我想问你个问题.你们班上谁最懒?

汤姆:我不知道,爸爸.

父亲:啊,不对,你知道!想想看,当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时,谁在课堂上坐着,只是看人家做功课?

汤姆:我们老师,爸爸.

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