笑话(анекдот)是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了中英文小笑话短文，供大家欣赏学习!

中英文小笑话短文篇1

醉酒

One day，a father and his little son were going home. At this age，the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was asking questions.Now he asked，"What is the meaning of the word‘drunk’，dads”

一天，父亲与小儿子一起回家。这孩子正好处于那种对什么事情都感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“‘醉’字是什么意思?”

"Well，my son，”his father replied，“Look， there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.”

“唔，孩子，”父亲回答道，“你瞧站在那儿的两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个，那么我就算醉了。”

"But，dad，”the boy said，"There is only one policeman!”

“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

中英文小笑话短文篇2

愚蠢的兔子

Little Steve has a pet rabbit，Bunny. He plays with it every day after school. One day his mother sees that her little boy is holding Bunny by the ears. From time to time he gives the poor rabbit an angry shake and says:“how much is two plus two?”

小史蒂夫有一只宠物兔子，名叫本尼。他每天放学后都跟兔子玩。一天，他妈妈看见他抓着兔子的耳朵，不时地摇着那只可怜的兔子愤怒地说:“二加二等于几?”

"Steve，”says his mother，"Why do you treat your poor little Bunny that ways”

“史蒂夫，”他妈妈说，“你为什么那样对待可怜的小本尼?”

"Well，"explains Steve angrily，"Our teacher says that rabbits multiply very quickly，but this dummy can't even add.”

“哼，”史蒂夫气愤地解释道:“我们老师说兔子算乘法很快，但这个笨蛋连加法都不会。”

【注】multiply可表示“乘法”，也可表示“繁殖”。史蒂夫的老师的意思是后者。

中英文小笑话短文篇3

只是头不一样

After the first day of the school, a first-grade student was asked by his father，"What does your new teacher look like”

有一个一年级的学生一天放学回家，爸爸问他:“你的新老师长的什么样?”

"Just like my kindergarten teacher,”the child answered，"Only with a different head.”

“跟我的幼儿园老师一样，”孩子回答:“只是头不一样。”