笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。小编精心收集了简单的短篇英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

简单的短篇英语小笑话篇1

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says "I want the men to make twolines.One line for the men that dominated their women on earthand the other line for the menthat were whipped by their women.Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

世上的每一个人都上了天堂 神说 :" 要男人分成两队 , 一是在世上控制女人的男人 ,另一是被女人鞭打的男人 .另外女子自成一队 , 跟着圣彼德去 ."

Said and done, and there are two lines. The line of the menthat were whipped was 100 mileslong,and the line of men that dominated women, there was only one man.

队伍列好后 , 一是被女人鞭打的 ,有 100 英里长 , 一是在世上控制女人的 ,仅有一人 .

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.I created you in my imageand you were all whipped by your mates.Look at the only one of my sons that stood up andmade me proud.Learn from him! Tell them, my son,how did you manage to be the only one onthat line?"The man said, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

神生气的说 :" 你们男人应该感到羞耻 ,我按照自己的形象创造了你们 ,而你们被女子鞭打 . 看看 , 我唯一的儿子 ,站着使我骄傲 . 你们应该向他学习 .告诉他们 , 儿子 ,你如何成为唯一站在这一队上的 ?"这男子回说 :" 我不知道 , 我太太叫我站在这的 !"

简单的短篇英语小笑话篇2

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。

"What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, everexercise."

“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。”

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.

“哦，真神奇，”女士说。

"How old are you?"

“你高寿?”

"Twenty-six."

“二十六。”

简单的短篇英语小笑话篇3

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into theden.

一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。

"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。

"That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with thehammer.

“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。

Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's twoo'clock in the morning!"

突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”