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爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇1

好消息和坏消息

"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.

“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。

"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"

“我总能利用一些好消息吧，”当事人吧了口气说，“是什么好消息?”

"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."

“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”

"And the bad news?"

“那么坏消息呢?”

"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

“离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。”

爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇2

耐 性

Angler: You've been watching me for three hours now. Why don't you try yourself?

垂钓者：你已经盯着