1.哎该说的说,不该说的小声说.

you can say what is right,and just whispered things unhappy.

2.读书人的事,能说偷么

it's kind of intellect's affair,never say steal

3.讨厌啦,不要问单身男人这种问题!

what a shame,don't ask unmarried man such questions any more!

4.子曾经曰过:不要把我对你的容忍当成你不要脸的资本!

Zi ever said, "don't treat my generous as your estate of shamelessness

5.打死我也不说,你还没使美人儿计呢!

I would rather say for the bedger game,or i won't say anything even though you beat me to die.

6.我不但手气好,脚气也不错!

Not only did i have a good luck,my beriber is not bad too.

8.帅有个P用?搞不好还不是被卒子给吃掉!

what can a good look do for you ?you're more likely to be eaten by the soldiers.

9.交给我你就不用放心了,没有错不了的事!

you would never feel easy if you turn to me.i did nothing right!

10.别紧张,我不是什么好人......

Take it easy,although i'm not kind of good.

11.再逼我,再逼我就装死给你看!

Don't force me to do what I unlike any more,or i'll die in front of you!

12.老子不但有车,还是自行的!

Not only do I have a vehicle,but it's self-propelling.

13.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的.

The world belongs to us and our sons as well, but eventually it will be left to those grand grand grand...................sons.

14.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了!

you don't care about me,i'm really a poor fish,even dog won't pay attention to me!

15.真想消灭这个小虫,奈何我的舌头不够长...

I really meant to kill this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough.

16.再烦我就把你绑草船上借箭去!

If you keep bothering me any more, i will tie you up on a boat as a target to draw the archer's arrows.

17.有的人活着,她已经死了.有的人活着,他早该死了!

someone's alive,dying.someone alive,but he should have died.

18.你说...你喜欢我?其实...我一开始...其实我也...唉跟你说了吧,其实我也挺喜欢我自己的.

did you say you love me? actually,from the very moment,I...all right,i'll tell you,actually i love myself too

19.你是喝水,还是喝水,还是喝水?随你挑!

Drink ,drink,or drink,just help yourself at home

20.书山有路先干为净,学海无涯八宝作粥.

There is a path to knowledge, bottom's up first. Never too old to learn, make porridge with "eight treasures".

21.她胖得我大腿都拧不过她胳膊.

She is so big that my leg can't wrestle with her arm.

22.别谢,谢完还怎么好意思向你收钱啊!

i don't need any thank,you know,i would feel embarrassed when ask for a paid off

23.别和我说放马过来----我是阿凡提!

Come on! I'm clever Apandi,nothing can beat me!

24.鄙视我的人那么多,你算老几?

With so many people look down upon me,you are nothing.

25.别以为我长的帅就认为我遥不可及高不可攀,其实我是海纳百川啊.

Don't take it for granted that i am hard to reach becuase i am pretty, i can take as many girls as I like, as if the ocean can incoporate all the rivers,autally.