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英语笑话故事带翻译：我根本就看不见

After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

英语笑话故事带翻译：我把丈夫变成了百万富翁

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

“那他结婚前是什么样的呢?”朋友问。

The woman replied, "A billionaire."

“那时他是个千万富翁。”

英语笑话故事带翻译：Christmas Eve Service

平安夜礼拜

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"

就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了!”

英语笑话故事带翻译：True or False

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”

"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。

"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

“你是说真的吗?”他问道。

"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。