老师像一根蜡烛。默默地照亮我们人生的路，却让自己融化。下面是小编精心收集的关于老师的英语笑话，希望大家喜欢!

关于老师的英语笑话篇一

Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发

My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.

"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.

"I didn't see the bird, ma'am, only the nest," replied the child.

"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her.

"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."

我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。

“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。

“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”

关于老师的英语笑话篇二

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被宠坏的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?

Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?

哭?约翰问，不，我没哭，可老师哭了。

关于老师的英语笑话篇三

A Teacher

一名老师

A teacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.

一名教师因为闯红灯被开罚单。她到了交通法庭后，要求法官先处理她的案子，因为她要赶回去上课。

The judge looked at her sternly and said,"So, you’re a school teacher? I am about ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write'I went through a red light'500 times!"

法官严厉地看着她说：“你是老师啊，那我终于可以实现我这辈子的愿望了。你坐到桌子那边去，写500遍‘我闯红灯了’!”