笑话作为一种特殊的交际策略，它能够帮助人们缓解尴尬的气氛，从而保持和谐的人际关系。小编整理了关于超短的爆笑英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇一

guest:What is the fly doing in my soup?

waiter: He is swimming, sir.

客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛?

招待：他在游泳，先生。

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇二

What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can’t jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇三

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇四

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

Wife: “What does that mean?”

妻子：那是什么意思?

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

丈夫：开个玩笑!

关于超短的爆笑英语笑话篇五

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

“Look,” said the elder brother. “How nice these paintings are!”

“Yes,” said the younger, “but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, “Obviously he was painting the pictures.”

父亲在哪儿?

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪了了呢?”

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”