近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。小编整理了七年级下册英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

七年级下册英语小笑话篇一

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”

"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。

"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

“你是说真的吗?”他问道。

"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。

七年级下册英语小笑话篇二

Christmas Eve Service

平安夜礼拜

Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and Ifound some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit,shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near theend!"

就在我开始平安夜祷告时，教堂停电了。教堂里的接待人员和我找到一些蜡烛，把它们放在礼堂周围。然后我重返讲道坛，整理了一下笔记后，我说：“刚才我讲到哪儿了?”传来一阵不耐烦的声音：“马上就讲完了!”

七年级下册英语小笑话篇三

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."

“我把丈夫变成了一个百万富翁。”一个女人告诉她的朋友。

"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

“那他结婚前是什么样的呢?”朋友问。

The woman replied, "A billionaire."

“那时他是个千万富翁。”

七年级下册英语小笑话篇四

Just Sew the Buttonhole

我只把扣眼儿给缝上了

Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的?

Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。