笑话以其短小的篇幅,洗练的文笔,幽默的情节,独有的魅力吸引着我们每一个人,成为大家茶余饭后的调味剂。小编整理了英语小笑话加中文翻译，欢迎阅读!

英语小笑话加中文翻译篇一

a mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. she immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside.

母亲见三岁的儿子将一枚五分镍币放进嘴里吞了下去，她立刻将他抱起，头朝下不停地拍打他的后背，他咳出了两枚一角的硬币，她发狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父亲喊道：

"your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! what shall i do?"

“你儿子刚才吞下了一枚五分镍币，可咳出两枚一角的硬币!我该怎么办呢?“

yelled back the father, "keep feeding him nickels!"

孩子他爸大声回答道：“再喂他几枚五分镍币!”

英语小笑话加中文翻译篇二

police: when can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的?

owner: how could i know as my watch was stolen?

失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候?

英语小笑话加中文翻译篇三

teacher: walter, why don't you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

walter: what was it?

沃尔特：我吃了什么?

teacher: eggs.

老师：鸡蛋。

walter: wrong. that was yesterday.

沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。