笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。小编精心收集了简短的幽默英语小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

简短的幽默英语小笑话篇1

Failure in a Test

考试不及格

Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分?

Kid: Because of absence.

孩子:因为缺考。

Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

妈妈：你的意思是考试那天你没去?

Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

孩子:不是，是坐在我旁边的孩子没来。

简短的幽默英语小笑话篇2

A Half-price Ticket

半价票

"How much is the movie ticket?"

“电影票多少钱一张?”

"Ten dollars, kid."

“10美元，孩子。”

"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

“我只有5美元。请让我进去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”

简短的幽默英语小笑话篇3

The Thinker

《思想者》

Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.

两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思想者》

"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.

“你猜他在想什么”其中一个问道。

"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.

“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一个回答说。