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关于英语冷笑话故事：My Boss and I

When I take a long time, I am slow.

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

I do good, my boss never remembers.

When I do wrong, he never forgets.

老板和我

我做事情花了长时间，是效率低;

老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。

我没有做完事情，是懒惰;

老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。

没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明;

老板做了同样的事情，是首创。

我取悦老板，是献媚;

老板取悦他的老板，是合作。

我干得好，老板从来不会想起;

我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。

关于英语冷笑话故事：Frog

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

青蛙

老师正在给学生上生物课：“现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。”接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地