那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

1：你太晚了 You are too late

On a bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.

"sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. MY wife did it before you."

在公共汽车上，有个人发现小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里o

"对不起,"他对小偷说，"你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的事情了。”

2：What is your offense 你做了什么坏事

It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”

“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.

“There's nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. How early were you doing this shopping?”

“Before the store opened, ”answered the prisoner.

圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦地问犯人：“你做了什么坏事啊?”

“我今年圣诞节购物早了些”犯人回答。

“这么做没错啊，”法官说：“到底多早之前啊?“

“商店开门之前“犯人答道。