笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。小编精心收集了对话形式的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

对话形式的英语笑话篇1

One day,a girl found the go-between and said,"You cheated me!One of my husband's eyes is not trun.Why didn't you tellme this before?"

"I have told you."said the go-between with justice on his side."When you met first,I told you that he settled on you with one eye."

姑娘找到媒人，说：“你欺骗了我。我丈夫的一只眼是假眼，你以前为什么不告诉我?” “怎么没告诉你?”媒人也不甘示弱，“你们第一回见面后，我就说;

他一眼就看中你。

对话形式的英语笑话篇2

A:Do you like action movies(动作片)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Do you like comedies(喜剧)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Do you like thrillers(恐怖片)?

B:No,I don't.

A:Well,what kind of movies do you like(那,你喜欢是类型的电影)?

B:I don't like movies!

对话形式的英语笑话篇3

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌，路标) says, 'School -- Go Slow'

老师：约翰，为什么你每天早上都迟到呢?

约翰：每次我走到街角的时候，都有一块路牌写着：“学校-小心慢行”

对话形式的英语笑话篇4

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。

Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老师：彼得!你说说，世界上什么最大?

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What?Eyelids?

老师：什么?眼皮?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的，老师。因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。