笑话是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。小编精心收集了小学的最短的英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

小学的最短的英语笑话篇1

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。

"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。

Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

小学的最短的英语笑话篇2

"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”

小学的最短的英语笑话篇3

Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?

儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。

小学的最短的英语笑话篇4

Professor: When is your birthday?

Kid: May 30.

Professor: Which year?

Kid: Every year.

教授：你的生日是什么时候?

孩子：5月30日。

教授：哪一年?

孩子：每年都是。

小学的最短的英语笑话篇5

Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

半个还是十分之五

老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘?

杰拉得：我宁可要半个。

老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。

杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了。