近年来,冷笑话作为一种新兴的语言现象在网络、杂志上十分盛行。若要推论现行冷笑话的来源,或已无从考证。本文是关于较短的英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!

关于较短的英语笑话：Don't Pay the Bill 不交水费

Tom: How can I stop water from coming into my house.

Sam: Don't pay1 the water bill2.

汤姆：我怎么才能阻止水进入我的房间?

山姆：不交水费。

关于较短的英语笑话：Money and Friends 钱和朋友

A: Which do you find more important1, money or friends?

B: Friends, of course2.

A: Why?

B: I can always borrow3 money from friends.

A：钱和朋友，你认为哪个更重要?

B：当然是朋友了。

A：为什么?

B：我总能从朋友那儿借到钱。

关于较短的英语笑话：Half Price 半价

Jack1: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.

John: How is that?

Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.

杰克：我女儿的音乐课对我来说是一笔财富。

约翰：怎么说?

杰克：这让我用半价买下了邻居的房子。

关于较短的英语笑话：天使

Jane:mom,what's the meaning of angel?

Mom:angel is a kind of person who can fly and with wing.

Jane:but miss helen can't fly,but why did dad call her "my angle"?

Mom(with angry):really?oh,I will let her fly at once!

简:妈妈,天使是什么意思?

妈妈:天使是一种有翅膀,会飞的人.

简:但是海伦小姐不会飞,爸爸为什么叫她"我的天使"呢?

妈妈(气愤地):真的?好,我马上就叫她飞!

关于较短的英语笑话：金鱼

Stan:I won 92 goldfish.

Fred:Where are you going to keep them?

Stan:In the bathroom .

Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan:Blindfold them!