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短篇英文小笑话对话故事篇1

Reason of Punishment

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

The little girl replied, My homework.

惩罚的原因

一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。

妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么?

小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。

短篇英文小笑话对话故事篇2

When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait anylonger after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then somewarmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January,February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will beperfect.

杰克给人鞠躬，飞快地一点头，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂礼貌。于是便有好心的人教他说，下次鞠躬的时候，你就在心里数：正月、二月、……一直数到十二月为止，然后再直起身来。这样，礼节就周全了。

The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it madehis uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone. So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?

第二天，杰克见到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。这躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一惊，赶紧逃开了。杰克抬头一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便问过路人：我叔叔几月走的?

短篇英文小笑话对话故事篇3

Expensive Advice

昂贵的建议

The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who soughtadvice on a health problem.

大夫在打发走了一个就健康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。

"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

“你认为我应该向她收费吗?”大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。

"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."

“有什么不应该?”律师答道，“你通过提建议提供了职业性服务。”

"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."

“谢谢，”大夫说道，“看来我得这么做。”

When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found aletter from the lawyer. It read:

第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。信中写道：

"For legal services, $50."

“请付法律服务费50美元。”