冷笑话不同于一般的笑话，以其独特的制笑机制，能瞬间制造出一种特殊氛围。小编整理了英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

英语小笑话带翻译篇一

我教老师

Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”

"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

儿子骄傲地说：“什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”

英语小笑话带翻译篇二

小妹妹

Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

保育员：约翰尼，你难道不喜欢你的小妹妹吗?

Johnnie: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

约翰尼：那倒不是。她要是个男孩就好了。威利有了一个新生的小妹妹，现在他该认为我又在学他的样子了。

英语小笑话带翻译篇三

幸运的母亲

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.

一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。

Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.

母亲