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关于最短的英语笑话篇1

请你来玩狗Would you play with my dog

A: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

B: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

A: That's what I want to find out.

关于最短的英语笑话篇2

不是迷信的时候

No time to be superstitious

Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

关于最短的英语笑话篇3

买得越多越便宜The more the cheaper

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick.

When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

"Is that so?" said my father-in-law. "Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free."

关于最短的英语笑话篇4

最懒的人Laziest manLaziest man

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.

"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announced.

"Will the laziest man please put his hand up." Nine hands went up.

"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.

"Too much trouble," came the reply.

关于最短的英语笑话篇5

为什么女人话多

Why women talk more than man

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.

She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.

He said, "What?"

关于最短的英语笑话篇6

宝贝吞下了子弹My baby swallowed a bullet

Young Mother: "Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do?"

Doctor: "Don't point him at anybody."

关于最短的英语笑话篇7

上帝住在哪里Where does God live

Teacher: Where does God live?

Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

关于最短的英语笑话篇8

螺旋桨的作用The purpose of the propeller

A: "What's the purpose of the propeller?"

B: "To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!"