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爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇一

A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

服务员：茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客：我要茶

第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!

服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子?

爆笑英语小笑话带翻译篇二

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

1st customer: "I'll have tea."

2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

(Waiter exits, returns)

Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?