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关于短篇英语小笑话篇1

Why

为什么

A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候，看见一名男子躺在坟墓上，

sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

大声哭泣，并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地说：

"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

"你为什么一定要死?哦，为什么?为什么?为什么?”

"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失，

"but someday,the pain will pass."

但是终有一天，伤痛会过去的。”

"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说：“心爱的人?

" I didn't even know the guy."

我根本不认识这个人。…

"Then why all the tears? "

"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢?…"

"He was my wife's first husband!"

"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”

关于短篇英语小笑话篇2

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:

有一名男子正走在街上的时候听到一个声音：

"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

“停!站住不要动瞅口果你再走一步，就会有一个砖块掉到你的头上砸死你。”

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

这名男子停住了，一个大砖块就掉在他的面前。

The man was astonished .

这名男子非常惊讶。

He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.

他继续向前走：不久后，他要穿越马路。

Once again the voice shouted;

那个声音再次叫说：

Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."

“停!站住不要动，如果你再走一步，就会有一辆汽车辗过你，你就会死掉。”

The man did as he was instructed,

这名男子因为曾被指示过，所以就照着做，

just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.

此时正好有一辆汽车左摇右晃地冲过转角处，差一点撞上他。

"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "

这名男子问说：“你在哪里?你是谁?”

"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.

这个声音回答说：“我是你的守护天使。…”

"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"

这名男子问说：“喔，是吗?那我结婚的时候：你死到哪里去了?”

关于短篇英语小笑话篇3

Laboratory Tests

实验室检查

Two children were sitting outside a clinic.

有两个小孩子坐在一间诊疗室外面。

One of them was crying very loudly.

其中一个小孩子哭得非常犬声。

2nd Child;Why are you crying?

第二位小孩子说：“你为什么哭呀?”

1st Child:I came here for blood test.

第一位小孩子说：“我来这里验血呀”

2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?

第二位小孩子说：“那又怎样?你害怕呀?”

1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.

第一位小孩子说：“不怕呀，又不是那样啦。因为验血的话，他们要割我的手指头啦。”

At this,the second one started crying.

一听到这么说，第二位小孩子就开始哭了，

The first one was astonished.

第一位小孩子就非常惊讶。

1st Child :Why are you crying now?

第一位小孩子说：“你现在为什幺哭呀?”

2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!

第二位小孩子说：“我来这里微尿液检验的啦.!”