笑话是一种目的在于刺激人发笑的民间叙事文学。冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。小编分享超短的爆笑英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Is it a boy or a girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Pretty ugly

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Silent fart

A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

The doctor replies:

"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Pay tax with a smile

A: I hate paying my income tax.

B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

A: I'd like to but they insist on money!

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Take his place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

超短的爆笑英语笑话：I'm Sick

One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.

Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.

Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Say sorry to aunt

Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."

Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."

超短的爆笑英语笑话：Undying love

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes, dear.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love.