超短的爆笑英语笑话大全

发布时间:2017-03-13 12:09

笑话是一种目的在于刺激人发笑的民间叙事文学。冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。小编分享超短的爆笑英语笑话,希望可以帮助大家!

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Is it a boy or a girl

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?

B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.

B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Pretty ugly

Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?

Peter: I think you're pretty ugly.

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Silent fart

A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

The doctor replies:

"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Pay tax with a smile

A: I hate paying my income tax.

B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?

A: I'd like to but they insist on money!

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Take his place

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.

"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.

"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."

Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."

超短的爆笑英语笑话:I'm Sick

One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.

Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.

Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Say sorry to aunt

Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."

Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."

超短的爆笑英语笑话:Undying love

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes, dear.

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love.

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