近年来,国际间的交流日益增多,英语作为一种交流工具的重要性也日益凸显,英语学习便走进了小学生的课堂，不少老师喜欢用英语笑话短文来作为教学的素材。小编分享关于英文笑话小短文，希望可以帮助大家!

关于英文笑话小短文：她宁愿买一件礼物

She's rather buy a gift

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."

关于英文笑话小短文：The lucky cat

"Father," said Jim, running into the drawing-room, "there's a big black cat in the dining-room."

"Never mind, Jimmy," said his father drowsily, "black cats are lucky."

"This one is, he's just had your dinner!"

关于英文笑话小短文：我也是So would I

A fat lady walked into the dress shop. "I'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.

"So would I," said the tactless clerk.

关于英文笑话小短文：聪明的马A smart horse

There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing, and his horse immediately galloped five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.

"That's a pretty smart horse," the farmer's friend later observed.

"Well, he's not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"

关于英文笑话小短文：最大的说谎者

I'm the biggest liar

Stranger: Catch any fish?

Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.

Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.

Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.