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简单的英语笑话短文篇一

Better Prison Foods

Subject: You Deserve a Break Today

San Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling a landmark decision in the case of Jackson v. California, the California Supreme Court has recognized for the first time a constitutional right to chicken done right.

The high court held that under the the due process clause and the constitutional prohibition of cruel and unusual punishment, Joseph Jackson, a prisoner at the California Men's Correctional Institue at Camarillo, is entitled to food "of fair average quality," or "comparable to the fare at a modest restaurant or fast-food chain."

Mr. Jackson had complained of the poor quality of the prison kitchen's Coq au Vin ....

简单的英语笑话短文篇二

Somebody

Is He Somebody?

Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.

Jack: He must be very important.

Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.

汤姆：我叔叔手下有500人。

杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。

汤姆：并非真的如此--他在一个墓地上当守墓人。

简单的英语笑话短文篇三

True Or False?

One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”

“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。

“你是说真的吗?”他问道。

“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。

简单的英语笑话短文篇四

Lost Purse

A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

中文：

一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她