笑话来源于生活,是学来的.笑话是一种经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。本文是关于英文笑话表演稿，希望对大家有帮助!

关于英文笑话表演稿：死后重生

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.“

你相信人能死后重生吗?”老板问他的一个员工。 “我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久的员工回答。 “哦，那还好”。老板接着说。 “你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母的葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来了。”

关于英文笑话表演稿：谁欠谁钱

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

律师的狗，没有拴而到处闲逛，它来到一家肉店，偷走了一块 烤肉。店主来到律师的办公室，问道“如果一条没栓的狗从我的商店里偷了块肉，我有权利从狗的主人那里要回损失吗?律师答道：“完全可以”，“那你欠我 8.50美元，你的狗没栓而且今天从我的店里头了块肉”，律师什么都没说，马上给他写了一张支票。一些天后，店主打开邮箱，发现一封来自律师的信，信上写 道：咨询费250美元。

关于英文笑话表演稿：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢?

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?

兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢

Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你

Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了

Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。

关于英文笑话表演稿：没有一只来要第二瓶的

Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?

Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。

关于英文笑话表演稿：这是Westinghouse对不对

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么?”

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”

(Westinghouse，西屋电气公司)

The lady confirmed, "Yes."

女士确认道：“没错。”

"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."

兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”