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关于英语笑话故事:Two Hearts Beating

两颗心脏在跳动

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

护士:手术后你感觉怎样?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

病人:很不错,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.

护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才到处寻找他的手表呢。

关于英语笑话故事:Two Hearts Beating

两颗心脏在跳动

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

护士:手术后你感觉怎样?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

病人:很不错,只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.

护士:怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才到处寻找他的手表呢。

关于英语笑话故事:Talking a lot

说太多

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

老师:萨姆,你说话太多了!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

萨姆:这是家庭传统。

Teacher: What do you mean?

老师:什么意思?

Sam: Sir, My grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

萨姆:先生,我祖父是街头小贩,我爸爸是老师。

Teacher: What about your mother?

老师:那你妈妈呢?

Sam: She’s a woman.

萨姆:她是女人。

关于英语笑话故事:Going to the Theatre

去电影院

"Can I go to the theatre?"asked a mosquito to her mother.

“我可以去电影院吗?”一只蚊子问妈妈。

"Yes, but be aware and pay attention during the applause."

“可以,但是要小心,观众鼓掌的时候可要留神。”

关于英语笑话故事:Doing Something Wrong

做错事

Daughter: Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?

女儿:妈妈,你为什么有好几根白头发?

Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.

妈妈:每次你做错了事,惹我生气或是流泪,我就会有根头发变白。

Daughter: Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white.

女儿:妈妈,为什么外婆的头发都是白的。

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