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儿童英语笑话故事篇1

George is a little monkey. He lives in a deep forest. He likes jumpingand climbing trees. He is happy every day. But he has a shortcoming. He is curious.

乔治是一只小猴子。他住在大森林里。他喜欢在树上跳来跳去，爬上爬下。他整天都乐呵呵的。但是他有个毛病，就是太好奇。

One day an old man goes by the forest. He carries a lot of straw hats. George sees the man, and the man sees George, too. The man says to himself, “What a lovely monkey! I will catch him. I will take him home.”

一天， 一个老人路过大森林，他带着许多草帽。乔治看见了这个老人，老人也看见他了。老人自言自语道：“多可爱的猴子啊!我要捉住他，把他带回家去。”

The man sits down and thinks over. George sees and also sits down.

老人坐下来。想着办法。乔治看见了，也坐下来。

The man has an idea. He puts a hat on his head, and puts other hats on the ground. Then hepretends to sleep.

不一会老人有个办法，他戴上一顶帽子，又把其他帽子放在地上，然后假装睡觉。

George is curious and looks at the hats. “I will be nice if I put a hat on my head.” George thinks. Then he climbs down from the tree, picks up a hat and puts it on. The hat is too big, and covers George’s eyes. George can’t see. And the man gets up at once, rushes out and catches him quickly.

乔治很好奇，看看帽子，心想：“要是我戴上一顶，肯定好看。”于是爬下树，捡起一顶帽子戴在头上。可是帽子太大了，遮住了他的眼睛了。那个老人一下站起来，冲过去，迅速地捉住乔治。

Poor George!

可怜的乔治啊!

儿童英语笑话故事篇2

There is a wolf. He is very hungry and has no strength to find food. As he lies under a large tree, a dog sees him. The dog sees the wolf is so thin and hungry, and he feels sorry for him and says, “You are soterrible! Are you hungry?”

有一只狼，他非常饿，而且饿得没有力气去找吃的了。当他躺在一棵大树下时，一只狗看见了他。看到狼又饿又瘦，狗挺可怜他的：“你看上去真可怕。你很饿啊?”

“Yes,” says the wolf, “I’m hungry because you are guarding the sheep. Now I am so weak that I can’t find food. I think I will do.”

“是的。”狼说，“我饿是因为你和你的伙伴看守着羊群。现在我弱得没法去找食物。我想我就快要死了。”

“Why not help me?” Asks the dog, “I work regularly and I eat regularly. You could do the same. You can help me guard the sleep. In that way, I will not worry about your stealing the sheep, and you will not worry about going hungry. It’s good for us.

“为什么不帮我呢?”狗说，“我们按时工作，准时吃饭。你也行的。你可以帮我看羊群。那样我就不用担心你会来偷羊，你也不用担心挨饿了。这对我们都有好处。”

The wolf thinks it over and thinks the dog is right. So they walk to the dog’s house. As they are walking, the wolf sees that only the hair of the dog’s neck is very thin. He is curiousabout this. So he asks the dog about it.

狼考虑了一下，觉得狗说的对，他们就一起朝狗的屋子走去了。正走着，狼看见口脖子上的毛很少。他觉得好奇，就问狗怎么回事。

“Oh, don’t worry about that,” says the dog, “It’s the place where the collar ties on the neck. My master chains me up at night.”

“啊，别担心，”狗说，“这是系狗项圈的地方，晚上主人会把我拴起来。”

“Chained up!” shouts the wolf, “Do you mean that you are chained up at night? If I come to live with you, will I be chained up at night, too?”

“拴起来?”狼叫起来，“你是说晚上你会拴起来?如果我去和你住，晚上也会被拴起来?”

“That’s night,” says the dog, “But, you’ll get used to it.”

“没错，”狗说，“但是你会习惯的。”

“But, if I am chained up, I won’t be free.” After saying this, the wolf turns round and runs away.

“但是，如果被拴起来，我就不自由了。”说完，狼转身跑了。

The dog shouts, “Wait! Come back! I’m not free, but I’m healthy. I have good food, and a warm place to sleep. I like enjoying life. In fact, I’m freer than you are.”

狗大声喊道：“等等!回来!我是不自由，可是我很健康，我有好的食物，有个温暖的地方睡觉。你太喜欢享受生活了。我其实比你还自由些。”

儿童英语笑话故事篇3

Linda was a good girl, but she was often late for school.

琳达是一个好女孩，但她经常迟到。

One day, she was late again. When she came in, Mr. Clark, her teacher said angrily, “I’ll tell you father if you are late again.” Linda didn’t want him to do that. Because her father was very strictwith her.

一天， 琳达又迟到了。当她进来的时，她的老师克拉克先生生气说：“如果你在迟到， 我就通知你爸爸。”琳达不想他那么做，因为她爸爸对她要求很严格。

The next morning, Linda got up early. She hurried to school. At the school gate, she heard the first bell, “What shall I do?” she asked herself, “I’ll turn it in first.” She decided. And so she did.

二天， 琳达起床很早。她匆匆向学校走去，在学校大门口，她停下来了。因为地上有一个钱夹。当她站在那儿是，她听见了第一遍铃声，“我该怎么办呢?”她自言自语，“我要先把它交上去。”她下定决定，于是她就是这么做了。

When she hurried into her classroom, Mr. Clack was already beginning his class.

当她匆匆走进教室的时候，克拉克先生已经开始讲课了。

“Linda! Didn’t I tell you to be here on time?” Mr. Clack said as he as her.

“琳达，我没有告诉你早点来吗?”克拉克先生一看到琳达就说，

“I’m sorry, sir,” Linda tried to explain, “I’m late because I had to…?”

“对不起，先生。”琳达想解释，“我迟到是因为我不得不……”

“I don’t listen to any excuse,” Mr. Clack stopped her. “If you can’t get here on time, I have to tell your father.”

“我不想听任何借口，“克拉克阻止道, “如果你不能准时到这儿，我不得不告诉你父亲。”

“But Mr. Clack. It’s …it’s unfair!”

“但是，克拉克先生，这是…..这是不公平的!”

“Unfair! How dare you say that?” Mr. Clack said angrily, “I’ll report you to theheadmaster.

“不公平!你怎么敢那么说!”克拉克先生愤怒的说，“我要把你的事情汇报给校长!”

“I was only trying to do a good idea,” Linda thought,“and now…” She couldn’t keep back her tears.

“我只想做一件好事，”琳达心想，“但是现在……”她的眼泪阻止不住流下来。

When the bell rang for the break, the door opened and Mr. White, the headmaster came in. he was holding a wallet in his hand, “Excuse me, Mr. Clack. Is this yourwallet?”

当下课铃声响起是，教室的门开了，校长怀特先生走了进来。他的手里拿着一个钱夹：“打扰一下，克拉克先生，这是你的钱夹吗?”

“Oh,yes. It’s my wallet. Who found it? I must thank him.”

“哦，是我的。是谁找到的?我一定的谢谢她。”

“Linda found it and turned it in before school started.” Mr. White said.

“琳达发现的，并在上课前把它交来了。”怀特先生说。

Mr. Clack face slowly turned red. He looked at Linda and said, “I’m very sorry. Linda. I take back what I said.”

克拉克先生的脸渐渐红了，他