宁可少说一句笑话，不愿失去一位朋友。下面是小编带来的超级搞笑的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!

超级搞笑的英文笑话精选

(一)

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question.”

But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

苍蝇好吃吗?

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

(二)

Count Tomorrow Morning

It's a right. John is looking at the sky.

Tom is John's younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

John says, “I'm counting stars.”

Tom laughs and says, “It's really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

明天早上数

这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。

汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么?”

约翰说：“我在数星星。”

汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢?”

超级搞笑的英文笑话阅读

(一)

I've Just Bitten My Tongue

“Are we poisonous?” the young snake asked his mother.

“Yes, dear,” she replied - “Why do you ask?”

“Cause I've just bitten my tongue! ”

Notes:

(1) poisonous adj.有毒的

(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

(二)

Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?

杰克：当然应该了。

汤姆：为什么?

杰克：否则他就该跟我借了

超级搞笑的英文笑话学习

(一)

I Don't Like Her

Bob goes to a new school.

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.

“I don't like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

我不喜欢她

鲍勃的去了所新学校。

一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗?”

“不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.”

(二)

Father's Things

When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

Then he said angrily, “Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?”

“Yes, Father, it is,” answered Tom.

“And that shirt's mine too.”

“Yes, that's yours too,” answered Tom.

“And you're wearing my belt!” said Mr. Howard.

“Yes, I am, Father,” answered Tom. “You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?”

父亲的东西

汤姆。霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。

霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。

一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。

然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗?”

汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”

“还有那衬衫也是我的。”

“是的，衬衫也是你的。”汤姆回答说。

“还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。”霍德华先生说。

“是的，父亲，”汤姆回答说，“你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来吧?”